Rambo's Journal

Wow, things go by real fast here. Droncus talks alla time about that, and the Bloodysucker too, about how things go fast. I don't know what they mean, 'cause I have TV, but it's Krissmass time again. Ah'ma got the tree and the stockings and I like it 'cause I get presents. Wonder what Ah'ma gonna give me this year. Droncus always gets something for cooking, and she always gets the Bloodysucker something too but he weird anyway.

I like food. There's always lots of that. Big Food Day was just here and Droncus made turkey and ham which is gross meat-things, but he made a whole bag of potatoes mashed for me. With cheese!

Ah'ma tried to show me Toe-Foots, but I told her that was nasty. She says it's made from beans, but it says Toe-Foots on the package and it smells, so I really think it's made of feet like it says. She said I could have it instead of meat things, but that nasty. Gross. Droncus spent all day in the kitchen and most of the night too, and made really good pie.

I like pie.

Current Mood: bouncy

Ain't got nothin' to say here, really. I been watching TV, and there are some really good shows on. I like House, MD but I ain't supposed to watch that much cause of the blood, and Lie To Me cause this guy looks at people and they go all weird like when Droncus does it.

Weird and Droncus been happenin a lot lately. I mean not like normal allatime kind.

Bye food!

Current Mood: hungry

So I guess I should say something. It ain't like I been nowhere. Just been watchin' TV, and ain't got nothin' really to say.

Ummm...that Sprite commercial with the people bouncing into each other and turning to water is stupid. Sci-Fi channel changed their name to SyFy and they have stupid name-changy commercials (I don't really like that channel anyway).

What else?

I think that's all. I want to go with the Writer Lady to see the robots fight at the movie tonight, but she's busy and prolly ain't gonna go tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

That would be good.

Bye!

-Rambo the Hellhound

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: BOOM DE ADA!

Oh, that's yelling. I ain't supposed to yell, but you gotta come see! Or go see! Or however you see! Just LOOK!

http://tinyurl.com/d9qkak

The Bloodysucker's book is out! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Hims story is out for all to read! You read, right, People Readin' This? You gotta, 'cause you're readin' this! Duh!

Anyway, that book there is only in England and that for now. I dunno why. Just is. It's out in America in a few weeks. Maybe they want to embarrass that Bloodysucker twice! I know I would!

Hey, what? What you mean that's mean? No it ain't! It ain't mean if it's true!

Oh. Well, maybe it is. That must be like how some things that are fun you ain't supposed to do.

Huh. I'll have to think about that one. But I can't now, 'cause Bear Grylls is on. You all should watch that show. He eats stuff off the ground! It makes 'Droncus wanna puke.

Oh! And SHIT ON THE TV! You know that song? I heared it the other day, and Ah'ma says I ain't supposed to talk about it, and the Drawer Lady says it's a bad word, and the Writer Lady glares at me, but it's a SONG! I heared it! They was singing about TV! Thirteen channels of SHIT ON THE TV!

Thirteen isn't good. I like 12 better. That's why it's funny that the Bloodysucker's American book is coming out on a 13 day.

O.O Bear's gonna eat camel guts. Someone should tell him meat things are bad for you....

-Rambo the Hellhound

P.S. Look at Kyle's book thing so you can laugh at him too! I heard there's a mention of 'Droncus in it too! You gotta know that makes him grouchy. He thinks he should be first 'cause he's the biggest. He ain't so big, really. Not like-

Oh. I ain't supposed to tell things. Bye!

Current Mood: bouncy

On the top of his head! *giggling*

Oh, who am I talking about? Duh! the Bloodysucker, of course!

I think him nervous. Yep, yep. Hims story comin' out, and even though that's good because it comes out before Droncus' story does (yeah, like that gonna happen, dude!) it funny to see him all stiff and urfd.

You know what urfd is? Urf is bad, okay? It's like...um...bad. All kinds of bad. Like when the TV ain't on, or peoply things don't know the Boom De Ada song. That's urfy. You has an urf when that happens.

The Bloodysucker...he has an urf, so you should go and make him feel better. Wait, why I say that? I don't even like the Bloodysucker! I'ma eat him!

His story do say something about 'Droncus, so that's good. 'Cause 'Droncus is important. Says he is, anyway, but he ain't more important than Bear Grylls, I tell you that.

Current Mood: busy
Current Music: BOOM DE ADA

Hey! The Drawer Lady finded this for me! BOOM DE ADA!

You all know the Boom De Ada song? I maked it here once I think, but you can have it again!

This good TV, you know. Discovery Channel. Bear Grylls! And the Egyptian Kings lady is my favorite in the song.



Thank you, Drawer Lady!

Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Boom De Ada!

elegaer had this on her LJ! I want to do it too! Me! Yay food!

lord_andronicus

Current Location: TV
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: TV

They writin bout hellhounds.

I don't know if that's good or not. I mean, it's good if they don't really know about how hellhounds are. 'Cause they ain't nice. And they ain't me.

I really wanna say that. This book ain't about me, or real hellhounds like me, okay? Just so you all know. It's even called "Must Love Hellhounds", and if anyone knowed anything bout us, they know we ain't lovey.

You all can love us though. 'Cause that's good. Love is nice. It makes you all warm and stuff.

I like hugs. Hugs are good. But you try and hug any other hellhound but me and they're gonna crunch your head off, 'cause they eat meat things.

Not me though. 'Cause I'm a special hellhound.

-Rambo the hellhound

P.S. For you peoply things don't know the BOOM DE ADA song, here. Watch this, 'kay? My favorite part is the Egyptian Kings lady. I like her.



And this guy is the best. He's my favorite guy on TV, and so is Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs!

This guy!

Current Mood: distressed
Current Music: BOOM DE ADA!! You know...from TV. Oh, here, I'll put it up for you.

Everyone is always writing in their journally things and I wanted to write something too. TV isn't good *all* the time...just mostly. Sometimes though not even the commercials are good, and that's boring, so I go and see what Ah'ma is doing (mostly painting an' stuff) or Droncus (he usually cookin' stuff) or the Bloodsucker (he usually sleepin' unless it's nighttime, and then he don't watch TV - he kinda weird, that guy. Ah'ma says I can't eat him, but you watch. Someday I will!).

Oh! Did I tell you I made the Bloodysucker a journally thing? I did! Look! kailkirilron! Isn't that good?! He don't write in it though. Maybe he gots nothin' to say. I dunno. Either way, I'm missing TV. I just wanted to say hi to all you peopley things and say that cheese is good. Eggs too. I like 12. And Sesame Street.

And vegetable tempura. Ah'ma bringed some home the other day from this place and even though Droncus said it wouldn't be good because fried things never are it was.

Demons don't know everything. You gotta know that.


From Me,
-Rambo the Hellhound

Current Location: Ah'ma's compooter
Current Mood: Ummmmm
Current Music: I don't hear nothin'. Bloodsucker is sleepin'.

THE WRITER LADY HAS A BOOK!

Oh...sorry. That's yelling, huh? Well it's COOL!

COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL!!!

Buy it, okay?? And read it and it's got stuff about the Bloodsucker in though no one eats him which is really too bad because he'd taste good even without cheese even!

So yay! Yay for the WL! Yay for making 'Droncus look bad!

But oh...wait...that makes the Bloodsucker look good huh?

Hmm. Oh well! It makes the WL happy and that's good too!

Bye!!

-Rambo the hellhound

Current Mood: bouncy